Terms I enjoy using.

Is this a thing in the south? I presume Texas?

 
Tighter than a frogs asshole.
Finer than frog hair.
Hotter than 2 rats phucking in a wool sock
More phucked up than a soup sandwich
 
I worked with an oldtimer once that was from so far back in the moutains they didn't get the Grand Old Opry til monday night..IYKYK ...Everything was His'n or Her'n.. My favorite was Yorn as in "is that yorn ?"
 
Hardly a week goes by that I don't here the term "crunk" or maybe it is "krunk."

Me - I think I have a dead battery

Them - did you crunk it a few times

Now I'll be honest. Crunk is not a term I'm used to and if someone informs that it is proper - I will start using it because I ain't got time for all that tense structure.
 
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