Terms I enjoy using.

[James Joyce]

I know we have a particular group of people who learned English much better than I did. As a typical person of the victim class, I am dyslexic.
While I know to and too then and than, my scrambled head may not transmit this to my fingers.
Next, specific terms come under attack. I like to use "asking for a friend". Because it's so much easier to say that than/then admit I did it or may want to do it.
Some examples may be asking if your wife, girlfriend, or mistress has ever used specific knee pads. I would use "asking for a friend." I generally understand you, your, you're. In my beloved hometown of St. Louis, there is a much-used term: "use guys." It may even be spelled youse guys. For example, how are youse guys doing? Perhaps even youse guys are having fun. If spoken by the female sex, one knows rather quickly, especially if she is chewing gum, she will put out. If while in the act of hows youse doing while smoking a cigarette and chewing gum, put your condom on and take to any convenient location, such as the back seat of your car, a stairwell, or perhaps a men's bathroom.

 

[Dom 332]

my most used are , ass clown , libtard , idiot , spook , nigger .
Never noticed before , I think I see a pattern.

 

[Fastfox750]

You'se guys or younse is SW Pennsylvania slang. It took me years to get use to y'all after I moved down south.

 

[350LUV]

If she smokes… she sucks dick.

My southern drawl and terms are strong y’all .. I throw them in now and again here for a little amusement.. I’ve worked with a few REAL deep woods Texans that if you haven’t been in Texas for a while, you would swear they were speaking another language..

Coonass too, that’s in a class of its own!!!
I love listening to someone talking coonass..
my GF is half coonass and she can spit it with the best of them when she gets wound up… some of their terms are hilarious!!

 

[Fastfox750]

If she smokes… she sucks dick.

My southern drawl and terms are strong y’all .. I throw them in now and again here for a little amusement.. I’ve worked with a few REAL deep woods Texans that if you haven’t been in Texas for a while, you would swear they were speaking another language..

I could live without the smoking but if she doesn't give head she gets kicked to the curb!

 

[350LUV]

I could live without the smoking but if she doesn't give head she gets kicked to the curb!

With the quickness!!

“Was it something I did? “
No, it’s want you didn’t do….

 

[Dom 332]

You'se guys or younse is SW Pennsylvania slang. It took me years to get use to y'all after I moved down south.

Yinz . For those who do not know that means "you guy's" . Example if you were talking to your kids.... "can yinz rake the leaves in the front yard"
I do not use it , but many do
On a side note . Here in SW PA , it's pop here not soda . " I like like an ice cold can of pop on a hot day"

 

[Thrasher]

You'se guys or younse is SW Pennsylvania slang. It took me years to get use to y'all after I moved down south.

Come on man it’s ( YINZ ). That’s why they call Pittsburghers Yinzers

 

[350LUV]

On a side note, it's pop here not soda . " I would like an ice cold can of pop "

God I hate that term….

Down south it’s Coke… everything is coke.
Even if you want sprite or 7up.

Second question is always “what kind” …

 

[Dom 332]

God I hate that term….

Down south it’s Coke… everything is coke.
Even if you want sprite or 7up.

Second question is always “what kind” …

really? that seems strange to call all pop/soda Coke , then have to say Dr Pepper please

 

[350LUV]

really? that seems strange to call all pop/soda Coke , then have to say Dr Pepper please

Yup,, typical waitress lunch conversation goes like this..

Whatcha’ havin’ today darlin’….

I’ll have the catfish special and a coke..

What kind? …

Sprite..



Now if you order tea,, is a given it’s sweet tea..
you have to specify unsweet if that’s your thing..
but no one drinks unsweet tea..

I’ll get up and walk out of a place that doesn’t have sweet tea..

 

[James Joyce]

Yup,, typical waitress lunch conversation goes like this..

Whatcha’ havin’ today darlin’….

I’ll have the catfish special and a coke..

What kind? …

Sprite..



Now if you order tea,, is a given it’s sweet tea..
you have to specify unsweet if that’s your thing..
but no one drinks unsweet tea..

Learned that one fast. My wife and I went back to St. Louis and ordered unsweet tea. Before moving south, you just ordered tea, and it came unsweetened.

 

[Mike Beck]

Yup,, typical waitress lunch conversation goes like this..

Whatcha’ havin’ today darlin’….

I’ll have the catfish special and a coke..

What kind? …

Sprite..



Now if you order tea,, is a given it’s sweet tea..
you have to specify unsweet if that’s your thing..
but no one drinks unsweet tea..

I’ll get up and walk out of a place that doesn’t have sweet tea..

You polite phuckers just want our A1C to keep CLIMBING!

 

[350LUV]

Now, at a drive through, you just order exactly what you want… it’s just different when you’re at a sit down place… I know, it’s weird..

 

[Steve439]

"retard"

It's the only slur I use and I feel like I shouldn't because it's extremely offensive to a person who has a child with Down syndrome.

But I don't use it to mean low IQ, I mean it like "dumbass".

As in "Pretty much every Democrat is a fucking retard".

 

[350LUV]

Learned that one fast. My wife and I went back to St. Louis and ordered unsweet tea. Before moving south, you just ordered tea, and it came unsweetened.

If you know “ Chicken Express” then you know they have the worlds best sweet tea.. bar none.

And it is SWEET!!!!!! Cross your eyes sweet.

If you ask for unsweetened tea there, they look at you like you have two heads..

They sell it by the gallon, and I always grab two gallons when I’m there..

 

[NHRA7709]

"long story short" how ever its NEVER short enough. Mental midget , Amish (in reference to POC in public)
My WestCoast GF has a few- "Bro", "obvi"(obviously), livin my best life, and MY personal favorite "wanna blowy"!

 

[350LUV]

"retard"

It's the only slur I use and I feel like I shouldn't because it's extremely offensive to a person who has a child with Down syndrome.

But I don't use it to mean low IQ, I mean it like "dumbass".

As in "Pretty much every Democrat is a fucking retard".

 

[Mr. Breeze]

I know we have a particular group of people who learned English much better than I did. As a typical person of the victim class, I am dyslexic.
While I know to and too then and than, my scrambled head may not transmit this to my fingers.
Next, specific terms come under attack. I like to use "asking for a friend". Because it's so much easier to say that than/then admit I did it or may want to do it.
Some examples may be asking if your wife, girlfriend, or mistress has ever used specific knee pads. I would use "asking for a friend." I generally understand you, your, you're. In my beloved hometown of St. Louis, there is a much-used term: "use guys." It may even be spelled youse guys. For example, how are youse guys doing? Perhaps even youse guys are having fun. If spoken by the female sex, one knows rather quickly, especially if she is chewing gum, she will put out. If while in the act of hows youse doing while smoking a cigarette and chewing gum, put your condom on and take to any convenient location, such as the back seat of your car, a stairwell, or perhaps a men's bathroom.

I see what you did they're....

 

[Dom 332]

Yup,, typical waitress lunch conversation goes like this..

Whatcha’ havin’ today darlin’….

I’ll have the catfish special and a coke..

What kind? …

Sprite..



Now if you order tea,, is a given it’s sweet tea..
you have to specify unsweet if that’s your thing..
but no one drinks unsweet tea..

I’ll get up and walk out of a place that doesn’t have sweet tea..

Here we call all facial tissue Klenexx . " next time you go shopping get some Klenexx "
Klenexx is a brand name not a product name , but we use it as a product name . Do you call all facial tissue Klenexx in TX
We do the same with Q-tips , all cotton swabs on a stick for ears are Q-tips