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ANYTHING that is dropped near an engine bay and doesn't hit the floor deserves every second of cussing it gets. Dropped a washer fluid bottle lid in the front of my daughter's volvo c30 up in the serpentine belt.... took me a half a fucking hour to get it out.

What makes it worse is when you wife walks out yelling... DO YOU HAVE TO CURSE LIKE THAT!?!?!? Yes as a matter of mother fucking fact, I GOD DAMNED DO.
 

That's why you always use the same tape when measuring the target space and the stock to be cut (or whatever). I re-learned that fucking lesson a couple months ago on some God-Damned PRICEY fucking crown molding... thought I was being all smart having one where I was working and one next to the saw... NOPE, you done fucked up a $200 piece of crown that took 6 months to come in.




Then of course... DO YOU HAVE TO CURSE LIKE THAT?!?! Yes I FUCKING do, and if you know what's good for your own God-Damned safety you'll leave me the FUCK alone for a while.
 
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