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James Joyce said:
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Yeah, I tried speaking French in France. Didn't work so well.
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Because they're fucking assholes!! Rented a motorhome in Spain and drove to Normandy, they are fucking ASSHOLES!! Except in Normandy, very friendly.

Stopped at an RV park and tried to use my credit card. No attendant so you must use the card reader. It will ask you what country the card is issued in. I tried USA, US, United States, United States of America, Texas, Your Daddy......nothing worked. Had to use my wifes card since hers was issued in Spain.

Did I say they are fucking assholes?
 
^^^^Sounds like some French Canadians. Try to ask for directions, they'll look you straight in the eye and say in unaccented English "I don't speak English". Then knock you down to get ahead of you in line for a bus or off an airplane.
Disclaimer - Yes I have some for customers and they are great people. But I'm not a stranger to them either plus I'm aware they want something from me.
 
Wick said:
Because they're fucking assholes!! Rented a motorhome in Spain and drove to Normandy, they are fucking ASSHOLES!! Except in Normandy, very friendly.

Stopped at an RV park and tried to use my credit card. No attendant so you must use the card reader. It will ask you what country the card is issued in. I tried USA, US, United States, United States of America, Texas, Your Daddy......nothing worked. Had to use my wifes card since hers was issued in Spain.

Did I say they are fucking assholes?
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My ex wife and I, and another couple were in Paris, having breakfast one morning.. my ex tried to order breakfast in French..
after everyone gave their order, the waitress, looking very pissed off, grabs my ex’s placemat and all of her silverware and coffee cup and whisked it away … 🤣🤣
We were like… WTF ????
We laughed our asses off…

Then the next day we almost got thrown out of the fancy restaurant on the Eiffel Tower.. we were half crocked, and my SIL asked the waiter what he recommended for a bottle of wine, the waiter said something in French that sounded exactly like
“ass don’t smell “ … we all busted out laughing so hard and couldn’t stop…. after about ten minutes of laughing, a manager that spoke English came out and told us we would have to control ourselves or leave… that was a running joke in the family for years…. We knew better than to ask each other what they wanted to drink… 🤣
 
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Yoyodyne said:
^^^^Sounds like some French Canadians. Try to ask for directions, they'll look you straight in the eye and say in unaccented English "I don't speak English". Then knock you down to get ahead of you in line for a bus or off an airplane.
Disclaimer - Yes I have some for customers and they are great people. But I'm not a stranger to them either plus I'm aware they want something from me.
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I was in Montreal over 40 years ago for Le Grandnational Molson and went into McDonald's to get an Egg McMuffin. I asked for one and the teen behind the counter gave me a quizzical look like she couldn't speak English. So I mumbled through "Ouef McMuff and Papa Frita" (or something like that) and she responded in perfect English "So you want an Egg McMuffin and Hash Browns, anything else". Reason #1,861 I wanted to burn the whole of Quebec down before I left (except for the strip club in Downtown Montreal, it can stay).
 
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