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Because they're fucking assholes!! Rented a motorhome in Spain and drove to Normandy, they are fucking ASSHOLES!! Except in Normandy, very friendly.

Stopped at an RV park and tried to use my credit card. No attendant so you must use the card reader. It will ask you what country the card is issued in. I tried USA, US, United States, United States of America, Texas, Your Daddy......nothing worked. Had to use my wifes card since hers was issued in Spain.

Did I say they are fucking assholes?
This is true. Went to southern Spain back in 2010, we rented a car from the airport and drove to the villa we rented about a 2 hours away. We got lost and had to ask directions, they would just look at the ground and ignore you. The only ones that helped were british people down there for vacation. I then went to a bar one day at this big marina on the beach, place was empty with 2 bartenders. I waited 20 mins before one asked me what I wanted. The customer service there is horrific. I'd never go back
 
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I was in Montreal over 40 years ago for Le Grandnational Molson and went into McDonald's to get an Egg McMuffin. I asked for one and the teen behind the counter gave me a quizzical look like she couldn't speak English. So I mumbled through "Ouef McMuff and Papa Frita" (or something like that) and she responded in perfect English "So you want an Egg McMuffin and Hash Browns, anything else". Reason #1,861 I wanted to burn the whole of Quebec down before I left (except for the strip club in Downtown Montreal, it can stay).
Those French girls are really pretty and slim for the most part, all you have to do is shave them and give them a bath and take those stinken' yellow cigarettes away from them! Axe me how I know!
 
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