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Used to use Kotex to clean up compressor burnouts in refrigeration systems… stuff the suction filter can full of them..

I’d tell my helper , go down in the store and grab two boxes of Kotex… pay for them and keep the receipt… of course he would have to face the cashier..

Then have him go to the accounting girl at the shop to get his money back….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Ha! Reminds of a humorous tale…

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE."


That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misinterpreted the word "tampax" for "thumbtacks." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB, OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
350LUV said:
Used to use Kotex to clean up compressor burnouts in refrigeration systems… stuff the suction filter can full of them..

I’d tell my helper , go down in the store and grab two boxes of Kotex… pay for them and keep the receipt… of course he would have to face the cashier..

Then have him go to the accounting girl at the shop to get his money back….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That reminds me - I had a pilonidal cyst removed from my tailbone in my 20s. Doctor called it Jeep Rider's Disease from his time in the Army in WW2. It drained for a while after surgery. Kept after it by using minipads. I learned the differences between brands and styles, got used to buying them by the boxful. NewFreedom were better than StayFree because they had round corners that didn't scratch. Got good at swapping them out while working without dropping my pants. Won a couple bar bets by pulling a used kotex out of my pants, pulling the stickum strip off and pasting it on the wall. That usually cleared the crowd too.
 
Yoyodyne said:
That reminds me - I had a pilonidal cyst removed from my tailbone in my 20s. Doctor called it Jeep Rider's Disease from his time in the Army in WW2. It drained for a while after surgery. Kept after it by using minipads. I learned the differences between brands and styles, got used to buying them by the boxful. NewFreedom were better than StayFree because they had round corners that didn't scratch. Got good at swapping them out while working without dropping my pants. Won a couple bar bets by pulling a used kotex out of my pants, pulling the stickum strip off and pasting it on the wall. That usually cleared the crowd too.
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Nominated for "Takes The Cake" award for Most Noxious and Repugnant Post of 2025
 
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