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That must be the industry saying. My dad used it all the time , Its assholes and elbows today setting and piping those cases.
Yup…. It was the saying on night remodels changing out cases overnight….

“ gotta have this 72’ of dairy cases running by 6am… it’s asses and elbows tonight boys!!”
 
Yes …. I did… I lived in Miami when I was a kid…

Gatorade was developed in Florida by the university of Miami.. I drank some of the original stuff when it first came on the market … in glass bottles by Stokleys van camp… 😁👍
I have lived in Orlando since 1969, I also had the original Gatorade as a kid. In glass bottles. I never liked it much, the orange was better than lemon-lime. I never drank a lot of it until the Citrus Cooler flavor came out.
 
The point of that Gatorade meme was that the chemical formula for the drink is NOT the same as it once was. Saying I drank that as a kid is now accurate in NAME only. You never drank any Gatorade in the 70s that had 20 different chemicals in it.
 
The point of that Gatorade meme was that the chemical formula for the drink is NOT the same as it once was. Saying I drank that as a kid is now accurate in NAME only. You never drank any Gatorade in the 70s that had 20 different chemicals in it.
Yep. You got the meme.
Now... I was a little uneasy posting it, because I wasn't sure if the "dihydrogen oxide" effect was in play. IE call water by a fancy name to see if you can scare people. I didn't do any research. Now I'm pausing and doing so.
Sodium citrate sounds like a dietary source of salt, monopotassium phosphate I wasn't sure but you drink the stuff for the potassium ... so maybe?

Grok says Sucrose Acetate Isobutyrate and Modified Food Starch are in there as well, depending on the color/flavor.

Dextrose is glucose (the sugar type your body runs on, so more immediately available) Arguably the glucose supply makes a lot of sense for an authentic sports drink. OTOH diabetics are hardest hit by glucose spiking. Traditional sucrose breaks down more slowly to part glucose as well- and part fructose, fruit sugar (which breaks down slowest- in the liver rather than the gut per se & gives you fatty liver, and has an issue dietarily because it doesn't satiate sugar cravings, but is perfectly natural). So no real loss there...?
Citric acid is just tartness- extract of lemonjuice/citrus, synthetically made, but same molecular compound as been in food since time began
Sodium Citrate gives you sodium It is in the liquid as Na⁺ + citrate ions. Has a "milder" salt taste than 'salt' sodium chloride. Also part of the system of keeping the drink at a specific acidity (stability) One source speaks of preventing bacteria growth, but I think anything sodium does that.
Monopotassium Phosphate (KH₂PO₄) dissolves to K⁺ + H₂PO₄⁻ (which can further equilibrate). The K is the potassium (from latin kalium comes from the Arabic word al-qalyah, meaning 'ashes'), and the P, phosphorus is a trace dietary element. You don't need much, but it helps heal and build bones. Football playing and broken bones are closely related & so Re: Gators, ... authentic? lol
Gum Arabic (acacia tree sap gum) used as an emulsifier/stabilizer. Lemon oil and possible other natural flavour breaks down in medium or long term storage or can also float as an oil, on the top. Inhibits crystallization (?) and improves mouthfeel [I disagree, I hate the faint oiliness]. No widely held health concerns. In fact, used as a soluble fiber/prebiotic in some foods.
Glycerol Ester of Rosin (also called glycerol ester of (pine) wood rosin, ester gum, or E445). Also Sucrose Acetate Isobutyrate, aka E444- A pair of "non natural in food" chemicals. They "coat" the lighter lemon/citrus oils making them heavy as water. Lends a cloudy look by doing that. Again also keeps the lemon oils from breaking down or rising to the top. It's not a very natural thing to have in food, and the FDA allow it at up to 100 ppm in finished beverages which doesn't inspire confidence. OTOH, it replaced brominated vegetable oil (BVO)- which was reputed to be far worse. And the Euro regs, which are occasionally far tighter, are perfectly ok with it.
Yellow 5 - actually one of the worst or only concerns- it's on the list of dyes RFKjr is hoping to get gone: "Yellow 5&6, Red 40, Blue 1&2, and Green 3—by end of '26, & speeding up the removal of Red 3 & revoking authorization for Citrus Red 2 & Orange B". Hives in some, subtle neurological effects are highly suspected. Gatorade-wise, not all colours still use it, just original Lemon Lime. Orange uses natural beta carotene.

So no one is trying to poison anyone.
Storage involves what we used to call preservatives. Now we are a little more specific what they do...
Foods want to break down.
For some really pretty shallow reasons, additives are put in for appearance- not just the dye, but also additives so people don't have to shake it.
 
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The point of that Gatorade meme was that the chemical formula for the drink is NOT the same as it once was. Saying I drank that as a kid is now accurate in NAME only. You never drank any Gatorade in the 70s that had 20 different chemicals in it.

Back in the 70’s , Gatorade was very thin and watery… just like drinking flavored water.
Just Like “ Tang” …. Or kool aide…

Today’s Gatorade has a certain “ thickness “ or “mouth feel” as it’s called.. I’m sure that’s what all the chemicals accomplish…and why they are in there…
 
I do remember when Gatorade first became popular. They also sold GatorGum. It was supposed to promote saliva production and being sour, it seemed to work.
The drink was simpler then and not as sweet as it became over time.
 
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