1984 black monte carlo ss

ratssass said:
back around '85-'86 my 2th wife and I were about to buy a white '84, but bought land instead. She's long gone, the land is long gone, and I drive a 2015 Cruze missile. :cry:
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I have a story also, but not as sad. In 1986, I was 19 years old, making great money, and still lived at home with mom and dad. I was about to buy a Monte like the one this thread is about. I thought just to rule it out, I should look at Formula 350s. Go to Pontiac dealer and get helped by a beautiful blonde girl. Long story short I leave having ordered her dream car, a black fiero se. aero package, v6 manual. Nice looking car but not what I set out to buy. I was too shy to ask her out. When it finally comes in my plan was to ask her to ride along on the first drive and ask her out. I get there and she no longer works there and the car has 16 miles on it because some jackass salesman wanted to take it for a spin. I’m stuck with a fag car and no date.
 
CCSguy said:
I have a story also, but not as sad. In 1986, I was 19 years old, making great money, and still lived at home with mom and dad. I was about to buy a Monte like the one this thread is about. I thought just to rule it out, I should look at Formula 350s. Go to Pontiac dealer and get helped by a beautiful blonde girl. Long story short I leave having ordered her dream car, a black fiero se. aero package, v6 manual. Nice looking car but not what I set out to buy. I was too shy to ask her out. When it finally comes in my plan was to ask her to ride along on the first drive and ask her out. I get there and she no longer works there and the car has 16 miles on it because some jackass salesman wanted to take it for a spin. I’m stuck with a fag car and no date.
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FFS I hope you never went to a strip club!
 
Lead-Farmer said:
FFS I hope you never went to a strip club!
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I’ve been to them all over the country when I was racing, and the local ones hundreds of times. Not sure what your point is? If it is that you think strippers took all my money because I thought they really liked me, you would be wrong. I was young and dumb trying to get a date with a real girl, not a single mom.
 
CCSguy said:
I’ve been to them all over the country when I was racing, and the local ones hundreds of times. Not sure what your point is? If it is that you think strippers took all my money because I thought they really liked me, you would be wrong. I was young and dumb trying to get a date with a real girl, not a single mom.
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You obviously understood my point, I have seen plenty of women manipulate men into doing things they didn't want to do.
 
Lead-Farmer said:
You obviously understood my point, I have seen plenty of women manipulate men into doing things they didn't want to do.
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It happened once. I make mistakes but I learn from them.
 
Lead-Farmer said:
That's good most people don't, how long did you keep that Fiero?
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Holy shit! You just made me think of how ironic this is. I had it about two years. I wrecked it racing a … wait for it… Monte Carlo SS…
 
BOSS#1540 said:
Lol, probably. Dad got his 305 running 14.4 with tuning and proper timing gears. The average 87 style mustang 5.0 was running 14.7 around here so he was happy, lol.
Then he put the 355 in it and got a 12.8
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Nothing to be ashamed of ftom that 305
I have the same car / colors .49,000 miles
Has a 406/ dart heads ,9 “. Everything still works . 305 was ejected in the 90’s .
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GIRTH THE IMPALER said:
Nothing to be ashamed of ftom that 305
I have the same car / colors .49,000 miles
Has a 406/ dart heads ,9 “. Everything still works . 305 was ejected in the 90’s .
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His friend, who helped fitting an oil pan on my Cleveland in a 83 mustang, had a white ss with a 427 in it. Pure chevy guy, no 9", dana, lol. He ran 11.1 at 119mph iirc
That was over 30 years ago, lol.
 
BOSS#1540 said:
His friend, who helped fitting an oil pan on my Cleveland in a 83 mustang, had a white ss with a 427 in it. Pure chevy guy, no 9", dana, lol. He ran 11.1 at 119mph iirc
That was over 30 years ago, lol.
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427?👍
This car had a borrowed 14:1 434 , solid roller.700 lift / glide /crazy converter once.
That was out of a friends 67 nova, car was sold as a roller and like idiots the 434 went into the Monte.
Was fun for a few months but made the car useless . It’s better this way .
 
GIRTH THE IMPALER said:
427?👍
This car had a borrowed 14:1 434 , solid roller.700 lift / glide /crazy converter once.
That was out of a friends 67 nova, car was sold as a roller and like idiots the 434 went into the Monte.
Was fun for a few months but made the car useless . It’s better this way .
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427 bbc, may have been stroked also, ran on pump 94

Sounds fun, lol
 
Well mom decided to show dads car while I'm at work against her own wishes. Guy wants it, mom came down 5k, guy takes it for a short drive and notices rear main leak and mom offers to fix or come down more. I sure wish I was there. It's 42 years old, do you want a warranty also, take it or leave it idiot.

There will be no repairs or price drop! 🤦‍♂️
And he doesn't want the original 305 🤷‍♂️
 
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