1. Gloating fuckwits like me... priceless. Meaningless... possibly... I'm sure the computer industry would argue that.
2. No I wasn't involved... wasn't even born. Which if you've hung around here enough you'd probably know.
3. Coattail riding motherfucker... that right there... awesome.
4. I'm glad your head is not very far up your ass to realize that our first nigger president was just as worthless as stereotypes would suggest.
5. I'm sad that your head is far enough up your ass to not realize I don't give a flying fuck about any of this... I just work, pay my bills, and try to keep my shit straight and come here to laugh.
6. UK does suck... pretty loudly. Not sure about Australia.. but you sure are making it seem like a horrifically hostile place.
Lighten the fuck up... 99.99999% of the shit I post is jokes... most people who claim to not give a fuck would realize that due to some of te context/content of my posts... but I still love you even though you missed it. Maybe I should have said Fosters and vegimite instead of tea and biscuits and it would have made sense? I mean shit... isn't Australia owned by the UK? Don't get mad at that, it was a joke... we didn't learn a single - fucking - thing about your country because our government thought learning about Africa was more important, lol, the US Dept of Education thinks more of 3rd world niggers than Australia... that's sad but funny at the same time. Please don't get mad at me for that.... 37 years after grammar school and I can still draw a map of Africa and it's countries and capitals and rivers and deserts... but don't know jack shit about your country except that quite a few of you are mad at us about a fucking rock in the sky and that we confuse you with UK... I mean shit, if the UK doesn't own you, why is your flag basically theirs?