I’m going to put money on his books. Good for him!
The moon is a fucking rock. The moon is neither metric nor standard, numbnut.
Americans are the first to land on it, the fact that Britain held our jock straps while we did it should not excite you.
I simply don't give a fuck who landed on it first. It could have been the Russians for all I care. In fact, it would have been better, to not have to hear Yanks gloat about it all the time like they were involved or something....