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ratssass said:
WALMART VS. THE MORONS (THIS IS NOT A JOKE) HMMmmm...
1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.
2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco combined.
5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.
6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.
9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion)
12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.
This should be read and understood by all Americans. Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!
To President Biden and all 535 voting members of the Legislature
It is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:
a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 246 years to get it right and it is broke.
b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 86 years to get it right and it is broke.
c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 57 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.
e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 56 years to get it right and they are broke.
f. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 51 years to get it right and it is broke.
g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 44 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure - after we were Energy Independent under Trump.
You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.
AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH RUNNING OUR GOVERNMENT as we watch FAILURE after FAILURE!
Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.
ANDI know what's wrong. We have lost our minds to "Political Correctness" along with pushing for Marxism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone, please tell me what the HELL's wrong with all the people that run this country!!!!!!
We're "broke" & can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless, etc., but we can send millions/billions to other countries!?!?!
In the last year, we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, Turkey etc...
In Afghanistan - we left Literally, MILLIONS of DOLLARS of weapons & abandoned Americans!!!
And now we are sending millions, in aide & weapons, to Ukraine!!!
Yet - our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid
AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds, and mentally ill without treatment -etc., etc. However, Illegals get free everything as they continue to cross our OPEN border!!!
Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to other countries. Sad isn't it? Make America First!!!
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We need a fucking revolution!
 
Peaver Bogart said:
I made one when I was a kid and I couldn't hit shit with it. I made one for my son when he was about 10 and he was good, he could hit about anything he was flinging at.
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Damn kids. My 12 year old cleaned house at the axe throwing place on Saturday. He’s never played ball or anything..
 
99PanozAIV said:
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I sort of retired myself from playing with it. Scared the shit out of me. I had to pull my head out between my shoulders when that thing hit.
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Some of the dumb things we did as kids, it's a wonder we lived through it. Once I put a .22 LR in a vise and stood back about ten feet and shot it with my BB gun. I don't know if it was the bullet or the case that came back and hit me in my left wrist. My folks asked me what I did later that day, and I told them I hit it on a nail out in the woodshed.
 
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Hollow65 said:
He wants to try bmx. My uncle is in the bmx hall of fame and his uncles were both bad ass bmx dudes.
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I used to ride motocross when I was younger up until I was in my late 20's, after that I couldn't compete with the 16 to 18 year olds. I'm closing in on 80 now and I just ride my old Harley when the weather permits.
 
Peaver Bogart said:
I used to ride motocross when I was younger up until I was in my late 20's, after that I couldn't compete with the 16 to 18 year olds. I'm closing in on 80 now and I just ride my old Harley when the weather permits.
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Holy hell! 80!? That’s a long life. I’ll be 40 in a month. Moto is brutal.
 
Peaver Bogart said:
Some of the dumb things we did as kids, it's a wonder we lived through it. Once I put a .22 LR in a vise and stood back about ten feet and shot it with my BB gun. I don't know if it was the bullet or the case that came back and hit me in my left wrist. My folks asked me what I did later that day, and I told them I hit it on a nail out in the woodshed.
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Yes, the dumb things we do as kids! Like cutting off the brass head from a 12 gauge shotgun shell and putting it in a fire.
We expected it to explode, since the primer was still in it, and it finally did. A piece cut my fingernail pretty deep. It could have been my eye.
We also loaded empty CO2 cartridges about 3/4 full with gunpowder and a fuse. We hid behind trees when we set those off. It would send a 5 gallon bucket about 30 feet straight up!
 
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You should be allowed to only post 5-10 stupid memes daily. Not 50!
 
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