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itey said:
On of my Grandfather's pals smoked Bull Durham. He could put a rolling paper and the tobacco in his mouth, roll it with his tongue and spit out the rolled cigarette.

A raft of ducks will lace themselves together if you take 15-20 feet of parcel string and tie a ducky bite-size piece of fat bacon back on one end and throw it among the ducks. The first duck will gobble it up and pretty quick shit it out still on the string, whereupon follows the second duck and the third .... etc. etc.... and in a few minutes you will have a bunch of ducks on a string.
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Reminds me of the Siamese cat my mom had that my Dad hated with a passion. Dad would sit at the table eatin old style balogna. He would tie the rinds end to end and feed one end to that damn cat, about halfway through the string, Dad would start pulling it back out. Fuckin cat looked like it didn't know whether to shit or go blind!

They say you can tie a ball of bread dough to a string and throw the ball up to a seagull and fly it around like a kite too.
 
Mike Beck said:
Sucks to get old and have our bodies turn against us.
I have 10 different doctors I see on a regular basis.
I have almost the same amount for second opinions.
I haven't even hit 60 yet. Never smoked, hardly drink, some of us got dealt a bad hand, mine started at birth, but I am still here!
I took one for the team, my younger brother and sister are pretty healthy.
Wish the best for you and your wife.
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Thanks Mike. Most of what's wrong with me is a result of dumb shit I did as a young man. AFib isn't, but that's not a big deal.

My wife though, as been doing this cancer thing for 15 years now. It sucks when shitty things happen to good people. Between this and polio when she was a kid, she caught more than her share of the shitty end of the stick.

I guess you could add being with me for half her life to that.......
 
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