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The Real Tony Carnage said:
Borrowed a friends Z06 back in the day. Called him up and did donuts in a parking lot laughing my ass off. He called me a few hours later. Had his kids and their friends in my Tahoe at McDonalds. He gave me a call and ordered sundays for the kids with extra toppings. I got my shit back a fucking mess! Leather was sticky as you would expect. :)
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I would never loan my Z06 to anyone except my daughter......she wrecked it.
 
Fisher said:
Old Bob Glidden intake? HAHAHAHAHA.
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His thing was cubic inches.

Never have two components in the rotator made by the same guy. If one guys makes the rods and the pistons, he absolutely knows the engine size. If one guy does the crank and the rods....he knows the engine size.

If one guy is making roundy round pistons and 6 of them are 4.155 bore and 14.0:1, and four are 3.905 bore flattops, and they all have to be the same weight....the pistons guy knows what's going one (and the fucking tech guy should pick a different hole to pump occasionally).

If one guy is making roundy round pistons and they're flat top deck high on one side, but stick out .015 on the other.....he understands that the rule said "flat" not level.

As Newt Gingrich once stated....Americans view rules as the benchmark of opportunity.
 
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GRUBBY said:
Fuck the Vette, hope she was ok?
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Yep, she was fine. I wasn't worried about the car at all. Did scare the shit out of me, I thought she put it on the roof at first.

The ex wouldn't talk to me for 3-4 months after she found out my daughter was going 145mph at Texas World Speedway. Luckily she wrecked it on the slowest part of the track, maybe 30 mph out of turn 15. Helmet, neck restraint, 5 pt harness and Corbeau seats for safety.
 
Wick said:
Yep, she was fine. I wasn't worried about the car at all. Did scare the shit out of me, I thought she put it on the roof at first.

The ex wouldn't talk to me for 3-4 months after she found out my daughter was going 145mph at Texas World Speedway. Luckily she wrecked it on the slowest part of the track, maybe 30 mph out of turn 15. Helmet, neck restraint, 5 pt harness and Corbeau seats for safety.
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Damn that sucks but glad she was ok! That's NOT the scenario that came to mind when I read your first post. Now I'm not saying anything bad about MY daughter but... Ya know how it is... ;)
 
GRUBBY said:
Damn that sucks but glad she was ok! That's NOT the scenario that came to mind when I read your first post. Now I'm not saying anything bad about MY daughter but... Ya know how it is... ;)
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Oh, I do know how it is.
 
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