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[jds59]

 

[jds59]

It did make sure the seat was always down.

Yup, it might be soaked in piss, but that SOB was down.

 

[jds59]

 

[jds59]

 

[Racenutz2]

 

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[Kern Dog]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2061523370970137008

Here is how most women, fags and fucking morons take pictures:








S T O P taking pictures this way. It looks like shit. Nobodys eyes are like this:



EVERYONE has eyes arranged like this:



This is why every movie screen, TV screen and computer screen is wider than it is tall. Our eyes naturally want to see a wider image, not a tall one. The same goes for videos. Stop being a fucking idiot. Do THIS:

 

[The Real Tony Carnage]

Snickers alert!

 

[Racenutz2]

 

[Raidmagic]

Here is how most women, fags and fucking morons take pictures:








S T O P taking pictures this way. It looks like shit. Nobodys eyes are like this:



EVERYONE has eyes arranged like this:



This is why every movie screen, TV screen and computer screen is wider than it is tall. Our eyes naturally want to see a wider image, not a tall one. The same goes for videos. Stop being a fucking idiot. Do THIS:

I only take pictures like that because I know it makes your little pussy hurt.

 

[The Dude]

most people take a quick pic verticaly becuase they only use 1 hand to use the phone AND snap the pic. Turn those big mutherfuckers sideways and hold it up and press the button on one end. Some day in the future they will make them small enough to hold in your palm, maybe wear on your wrist. I leave my selfie stick at home in my fanny pack!

 

[jds59]

I don't take selfies.......

 

[Kern Dog]

most people take a quick pic verticaly becuase they only use 1 hand to use the phone AND snap the pic. Turn those big mutherfuckers sideways and hold it up and press the button on one end. Some day in the future they will make them small enough to hold in your palm, maybe wear on your wrist. I leave my selfie stick at home in my fanny pack!

If this is true, then most people are lazy fucks. It is a sloppy and shitty effort.

 

[FastFordsForever]

Damn karendog take a midol

 

[Kern Dog]

I'm not wrong.
If more people just did shit work, pretty soon, we'd be as bad as Mexico or Canada.

 

[The Dude]

If this is true, then most people are lazy fucks. It is a sloppy and shitty effort.
Do you short shift at 3500 and run at 3/4 throttle? No, you don't. You aim for the best ET yet when you take a picture, you revert to the guy that gives his ass a half wipe, leaves piss drops on the seat, mows your yard without trimming the edges and puts the dishes on the counter instead of rinsing them and putting them in the dishwasher. Stop being a lazy prick. If you take a vertical/portrait picture and are satisfied with it, it might explain why you've been a failure in the rest of your life.

Then you may as well break out a DSLR, but that not what poeple want,most just want a quick photo ,hence the camera phone. Until apple and the other phone manufacture fiqure out they fucked up, poeple will keep taking them. How come when you flip the iphone sideways to take a widebody the controls an labels stay in verticle tall boy mode?

 

[Yoyodyne]

Is this the portrait VS landscape mode BS again? I notice that most windows in houses are portrait mode. How does anyone ever see out of their own windows? Many if not most mirrors are also. Books too. And magazines. With pictures in them. How do truckers possibly manage with tall mirrors? Etc etc etc. Things that make you go hmmmm?

 

[Kern Dog]

I don't know about how all phones operate. I have an ancient iphone 6 that defaults to vertical mode. When I rotate it like this:




I still have to pay attention so that it "took" and snaps the shots in widescreen/landscape mode.
Look, I don't claim to be perfect but I do try to do the best that I can in most things. You can edit the vertical pictures in all phones, right?
Look at a picture like this....



Now see how the idiots would take the picture:



Who the hell cares about the house above the car or the driveway surface below it? Vertical pictures take emphasis away from the whole point of the picture.
Sure, vertical/portrait mode works great for faces, people standing, skyscrapers, giraffes and rocket launches but otherwise, it sucks ass.

 

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