This is exactly why I do not go to parties. Wandering around in a room full of strangers looking for somebody I might know so I can engage in a little inane gossip is not my idea of a good time.
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Sorry mom...
It seems every party my wife drags me to with her friends I am faced with trying to start a conversation with husbands I don't know and most likely won't see again. Now I'm not shy, but the convo usually goes something like me asking "How you doin'? You into cars, racing, shooting, hunting, boats, airplanes, guitars, amps, etc? The response is usually no,no,no,no,no,no. Then they ask, "How about those Mets, Lakers, Patriots", or some other topic I give absolutely zero phucks about. Thankfully these events are very infrequent.
Seen a Tu Pac look a like driving down I-55 with his beaters hood looking like that. Had his head hanging out of the window to see where he was going. Luckily i was hitting my exit before our lanes merged
It seems every party my wife drags me to with her friends I am faced with trying to start a conversation with husbands I don't know.
I'll ask... You into cars, racing, shooting, hunting, boats, airplanes, guitars, amps, etc? The response is usually no,no,no,no,no,no.
Then they ask, "How about those Mets, Lakers, Patriots", or some other topic I give absolutely zero phucks about. Thankfully these events are very infrequent.