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jds59 said:
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Looks like she kicked his ass.
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What, ya can't even partyhardy in Florida no more? If the alligator was consenting, what's the problem?
 
James Joyce said:
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... and it never talks back, never argues, is never late for work, never sleeps on the shitter, never shows up hungover and needing clean clothes and a shower, never smokes in the building, doesn't need a medical plan and retirement pension, actually appreciates in value, ........ any questions?
 
jds59 said:
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I was in the checkout line at the supermarket last night and the skinny guy in line in front of me was buying cookies and crackers and I said, "I ain't buying any more crackers and cookies because I lost 20 lbs. with the flu a month ago and I plan to keep it off."

The morbidly obese 100 lb overweight guy behind me buying a 8" diameter 3" thick cheesecake and a liter of Mt. Dew says, "Have you heard about Ozempic? With taking shots of that, I can eat anything I want" He insisted that was the plan.

edit: This is not fiction, the fat guy even sort of pranced a few steps as if he was mimicking the fat woman in the TV commercial acting happy about losing weight.
 
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