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Yoyodyne said:
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I have these two little devices
called “annoy-a-tron’s” … they are just a small circuit board with a quarter size battery on them with a magnet.. and three dip switches…

You set the switches so the device emits a random beep, buzz, or chirp, at random times…

I’ve used these in office warfare to drive people insane… stick one under their desk, in the ceiling grid, inside a filing cabinet, inside their car or truck.. I’ve never had one be found yet..

I’ve put them in offices, meeting rooms etc…
And sat back and watched people loose their fucking minds…even tear their office apart looking for the source..

The randomness is the key.. because you can’t zero in on where it’s coming from.. two of them in the same office will drive anyone insane… 😁😁😁

Of course they always call me because I’m the IT guy… I go to their office and play it off like I don’t hear anything at all and it’s all in their heads… which just adds to the
Whole situation… 😆😆😆

I’m not to be fucked with.. I have many ways to drive people crazy… 😎😎😎
 
350LUV said:
I have these two little devices
called “annoy-a-tron’s” … they are just a small circuit board with a quarter size battery on them with a magnet.. and three dip switches…

You set the switches so the device emits a random beep, buzz, or chirp, at random times…

I’ve used these in office warfare to drive people insane… stick one under their desk, in the ceiling grid, inside a filing cabinet, inside their car or truck.. I’ve never had one be found yet..

I’ve put them in offices, meeting rooms etc…
And sat back and watched people loose their fucking minds…even tear their office apart looking for the source..

The randomness is the key.. because you can’t zero in on where it’s coming from.. two of them in the same office will drive anyone insane… 😁😁😁

Of course they always call me because I’m the IT guy… I go to their office and play it off like I don’t hear anything at all and it’s all in their heads… which just adds to the
Whole situation… 😆😆😆

I’m not to be fucked with.. I have many ways to drive people crazy… 😎😎😎
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Years ago, good neighbor, bit of a role model for me, had a dead spot on his lawn on the north side of his 2 story house between the house and property line. Put his camping trailer there. Though it had to cross his actual lawn, and was visible from the street, it was an OK spot because it was out of the sun and completely wasted space, but... it was next to his neighbor who we all didn't like and had caused various problems to the neighborhood.
That guy complained legally (guy actually had mental issues). Fight went on and on, and actually forced a rewrite of a small town bylaw.
In the end, our friend lost. Revenge was 2/3rds of a cup of lawn fertilizer crystals in warm water in a watering can, then let to sit for 48h to completely melt.
Our friend got up in the wee hours of the morning and "drew" arc's and circles on neighbor's lawn by pouring out the too-strong-fertilizer. This disliked neighbor then saw semi circles in his lawn turn dark green and then die out.... So he assumed he had "fairy rings", tore out his entire lawn, left it brown dirt for 60 days and replanted early fall when it had cooled down.
That was how I learned if you planted grass too late in a USDA Z3, it would green up, but not have enough roots to come back in spring. :)
You had to know how much we all disliked this guy.
 
IADR said:
Years ago, good neighbor, bit of a role model for me, had a dead spot on his lawn on the north side of his 2 story house between the house and property line. Put his camping trailer there. Though it had to cross his actual lawn, and was visible from the street, it was an OK spot because it was out of the sun and completely wasted space, but... it was next to his neighbor who we all didn't like and had caused various problems to the neighborhood.
That guy complained legally (guy actually had mental issues). Fight went on and on, and actually forced a rewrite of a small town bylaw.
In the end, our friend lost. Revenge was 2/3rds of a cup of lawn fertilizer crystals in warm water in a watering can, then let to sit for 48h to completely melt.
Our friend got up in the wee hours of the morning and "drew" arc's and circles on neighbor's lawn by pouring out the too-strong-fertilizer. This disliked neighbor then saw semi circles in his lawn turn dark green and then die out.... So he assumed he had "fairy rings", tore out his entire lawn, left it brown dirt for 60 days and replanted early fall when it had cooled down.
That was how I learned if you planted grass too late in a USDA Z3, it would green up, but not have enough roots to come back in spring. :)
You had to know how much we all disliked this guy.
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Tractor supply sells a product called RM-43 …
It is DEATH on any vegetation that comes into contact with it… and it will stay dead for about two years. I’m not kidding.. it’s is the best stuff I’ve ever found to put into a pump up sprayer and go write things on peoples lawns you dislike in the middle of the night..

Wait a minute… did I just say that out loud ?

Yes, yes I did..
 
350LUV said:
Tractor supply sells a product called RM-43 …
It is DEATH on any vegetation that comes into contact with it… and it will stay dead for about two years. I’m not kidding.. it’s is the best stuff I’ve ever found to put into a pump up sprayer and go write things on peoples lawns you dislike in the middle of the night..

Wait a minute… did I just say that out loud ?

Yes, yes I did..
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Ah, but the discreetness of watching Cliff (that was his name) battling non existent "fairy rings" was beautiful in its simplicity. Very Zen watching his busting his ass digging and raking and watering.

Writing "FU Cliff" would have gotten Albert (good neighbor) back in court, in a bad way.
Also, no escalation back at you ...when there is no "attack"... ;)
Albert, he taught me to go in peace among the heathen. :)
 
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Yoyodyne said:
I used some on a gravel driveway, mixed as per the instructions, results were so-so. Do you have any tips to share?
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I used it on our driveway and it worked well but a week later it rained super hard and water pooled up by the drivay and yard. Killed that whole area of the uard where it was pooled up.
 
Yoyodyne said:
I used some on a gravel driveway, mixed as per the instructions, results were so-so. Do you have any tips to share?
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Not advice (but I did make my mortgage this summer doing landscaping gigs)
1) find if there is a commercial/agriculture mix ratio that is stronger than the label
2) avoid rain. Therein lies the issue- you most likely spray in mid summer because obv that is when the weeds bother you. IDK about you (I live in dryish near arctic) but that's when we get rain (precipitation includes snowfall, fwiw).
Snip from the Wiki for the city I write from.
See this issue Killowattkid ran into? lol
4x more rain in Jul than Oct.
 
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Yoyodyne said:
I used some on a gravel driveway, mixed as per the instructions, results were so-so. Do you have any tips to share?
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Not really,,, I just know the stuff flat works around my property and for other,,,, needs.

My GF was spraying around the ditch and different areas of the yard one day, and accidentally sprayed a part of the lawn as she was turning around… we had a permanent “Nike swoosh”
mark in the middle of the yard for almost two years..
I used it to battle back the poison ivy that was taking over a part of the backyard along a fence line… and it is completely gone now..
I love that stuff,, it’s pricy.. but it works great..
 
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