Perfect? I'd never say that about myself or anyone.
By the way, I wish no ill will on you or your family so don't even pretend that I did.
As far as your assertion of miserable pricks....I see myself as neither. I'm happy and I merely have opinions on matters, GOOD and bad, yet people such as yourself dwell on the negative comments rather than the positive. A guy could make 10 compliments and one negative and you'd only see the negative.
The irony is quite thick to call someone out, to complain about the other guy calling something out.
Simple solutions (Such as the IGNORE feature) seem to elude you, I sure hope that you're not a mechanic.