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350LUV said:
90% of people won’t even get it… I was like, who do I know that I can send this to… not one mfkr came to mind…🤣🤣🤣🤣
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• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar”.
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the writing on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony

- Jill Thomas Doyle
 
99PanozAIV said:
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350LUV said:
90% of people won’t even get it… I was like, who do I know that I can send this to… not one mfkr came to mind…🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Heisenberg was a Methamphetamine "cook" that died after getting shot in the final episode of Breaking Bad.
Schrodinger was the dude with the blanket in the "Peanuts" comic strip that mainly featured Charlie Brown.
Ohm is a word that dorks like to chant when they are meditating.
That meme is fucking stupid.





























 
James Joyce said:
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That's not to say you can't get e-coli from it. Any of y'all know Smokey Yunick's tale about the Mexican Road Race and how some of the whisky in the cantinas downstairs comes from the coñotinas upstairs and how some of the tequila is recycled ?
 
Kern Dog said:
Heisenberg was a Methamphetamine "cook" that died after getting shot in the final episode of Breaking Bad.
Schrodinger was the dude with the blanket in the "Peanuts" comic strip that mainly featured Charlie Brown.
Ohm is a word that dorks like to chant when they are meditating.
That meme is fucking stupid.





























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Ohm is a unit of measure for Electrical Resistance.......ohm resists.

The other two are out there.
 
Schrodinger had the cat that now they say can be in two places at once.

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Schroeder is the piano player in Peanuts

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