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Peaver Bogart said:
We would scoop off the cream too and churn it into butter in a glass butter churn. I was the horsepower for the churn, lol.
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Ain't no butter like what you have seen to yourself. And fresh cream on breakfast cereal...MMMMMM.
 
ironpony said:
After dinner, a teacher started checking homework done by her students. Her husband is strolling around with a smartphone playing his favorite game ‘Candy Crush Saga’.
When reading the last homework notes, the wife starts crying with silent tears....
Her husband saw this and asked, ‘Why are you crying dear? What happened?’
Wife: ‘Yesterday I gave homework to my 1st Standard students, to write something on the topic ... 'MY WISH ’
Husband: ‘OK, but why are you crying?’
Wife: ‘Today while checking the last notes, it made me cry.’
Husband curiously: ‘What’s written in the notes that makes you cry?’
Wife: LISTEN......
My wish is to become a smartphone.
My parents love their smartphone very much.
They care about their smartphone so much that sometimes they forget to care for me.
When my father comes from the office tired, he has time for his smart phone but not for me.
When my parents are doing some important work and smart phone is ringing, within single ring they attend the phone, but not to me...
even if I am crying.
They play games on their smart phones not with me.
When they are talking to someone on their smart phone, they never listen to me even if I am telling them something important.
So, MY WISH is to become a smart phone.
After listening to the note my husband got emotional and asked the wife, ‘Who wrote this??’.
Wife: ‘OUR SON ’....
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Reason 54,548,748 why I'm glad not to have had any of those "'needy" little brats. :ROFLMAO::LOL:
 
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