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Yeah, I've known a few guys like that too. Gluttons for punishment.
That ain't my thing though. I'd rather have a smart and interesting woman rather than some angry cunt that bitches about everything.
 
Geezerglide said:
Had a mechanic that worked for me, that would get all hot and bothered by women that gave him dirty/shitty looks.

He'd go out of his way to bed those women.
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My fav comeback...
No way! U R old enough to be my dad!
Right! What's your mom's name? :norty:
 
Chuckles said:
My fav comeback...
No way! U R old enough to be my dad!
Right! What's your mom's name? :norty:
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I used to joke that "I hate it when you pick up your date and her daddy is younger than I am!!"
 
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440roadrunner said:
I used to joke that "I hate it when you pick up your date and her daddy is younger than I am!!"
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Even worse!
You pick her up and her mom is a bunch hotter than your date!
I had a pervert buddy that dated a hottie. It was prom time and the gf was getting her hair done.
My bud went to her house to deliver her corsage. The mom was a hottie, so he banged her ass while waiting. :facepalm: :chuckle:
 
Chuckles said:
Even worse!
You pick her up and her mom is a bunch hotter than your date!
I had a pervert buddy that dated a hottie. It was prom time and the gf was getting her hair done.
My bud went to her house to deliver her corsage. The mom was a hottie, so he banged her ass while waiting. :facepalm: :chuckle:
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Back when I was bouncing, we had a very pretty young Beautician come in most weekends.
One night she brings her mom in, and mom is an extremely good looking, very fit, 39 yr old.

Had some very good times with both!
 
Chuckles said:
Even worse!
You pick her up and her mom is a bunch hotter than your date!
I had a pervert buddy that dated a hottie. It was prom time and the gf was getting her hair done.
My bud went to her house to deliver her corsage. The mom was a hottie, so he banged her ass while waiting. :facepalm: :chuckle:
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False. That didn't happen. This isn't High School where everyone around you is an idiot, too stupid to tell that you're lying.
Try again only THIS time, make it a REAL story.
 
Kern Dog said:
False. That didn't happen. This isn't High School where everyone around you is an idiot, too stupid to tell that you're lying.
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Obviously, it didn't happen in your neck of the woods, or it would have been 2 guys.🖕
 
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